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14 June 2009

Maryland Update

It's not looking good for Maryland the crab. This morning I looked in his cage and noticed that he has lost another leg. So now he has three legs on one side, and no legs on the other. Do they make wheelchairs for crabs? Can crabs have the diabetes?

A couple of hours later I saw that he was completely upside down in the water. That can't be good. I tried to help him by putting him right side up, but I'm scared that if it happens again I won't catch it in time. Dammit! Worst. Crab. Mother. Ever.

By the way, can you imagine just having one of your legs fall off? "Hey, Mandy. How are you doing?" "Kind of crappy; one of my legs fell off today."

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