Matt: Wait, did you see last week's episodes of The Hills and The City?
Me: Ummmmmm, hmmmmm, I think so.
Matt: [reading the info] Justin Bobby follows Kristin to Las Vegas!
Me: Oh, no! I haven't seen that one yet!
Matt: Well, you have it, because I recorded it for you.
Me: Oh, thank you! I have the best husband.
Matt: Yes you do. Now go make me some f'*&^ing pasta.
(He was joking. If he wasn't, I'll poison his pasta.)
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