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24 January 2010

JJ Has No Fingernails? An update.

In case you were looking for additional reasons NOT to have sex with family members, here's another: your kids might not have fingernails.

In my quest for answers, I came across this article that discusses polygamy and incest.

Although it could be any one of a number of reasons, I believe that JJ's no fingernailness is likely a result of inbreeding. Mmmmmmmmmmm, inbreeding. . . Yuck.

But I wouldn't rule out torture. Anything can happen at Juniper Creek!

What do you think? And how do you feel about the new opening credits of Big Love?

2 comments:

  1. Ugh, JJ gives me an epic case of the heebie jeebies. After last Sunday I am super curious about the fingernail thing. The scene between JJ and Wanda while he is loading up the pick-up truck and Wnada gets all flipped out about JJ knocking up the new missus...I'm pretty sure that critter in there is going to be the anti-christ.

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  2. JJ is a creepfest alright. (Of course, so is Wanda.) I really think the fingernail thing has to do with inbreeding. Maybe he is actually Nikki's mom's brother or son or uncle? Big Love gives me bad dreams.

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