Love and Marriage

A conversation that took place after Matt took a very long time to wrap up leftover pizza, realizing finally that foil is much better than parchment paper for such a task.

Me: I'm not having a child with you. I'd be all "Okay, you change his diaper" and you'd be all, "Blargh! Ack! How do I do this? Can I wrap him in parchment paper?"


Matt: Whatever. You would lose it. Different strengths, Mandy. You're absent-minded and I'm bad at shapes.

Me: I wouldn't lose it. Not at first anyway. They don't go anywhere at first. . .Oh, but I guess I could set it down somewhere and then forget where.

Matt: Yeah, like on top of the car.