In an effort to ignore the one thousand times I've sneezed today* and the killer headache I'm going to have in approximately six hours when I wake up for work (gross), I am going to focus on the positive and show you some things that are making me smile a whole lot lately.
1. None of Your Frizziness conditioner by Herbal Essences. I am a complete cheapass when it comes to hair products (or beauty products in general, if we're being honest), so this stuff is super amazing because it makes my hair silky smooth without being greasy, and it smells like a happy day at the beach. Well, it also kind of smells like a Mary Kate & Ashley brand shampoo that I used when I went on a trip to Mississippi with a professor in college (I wouldn't recommend going on a trip with a professor in college, but that's a story for another time), so, anyway, I also laugh every time I use the conditioner. Silky hair and hilarious smell deja vu? Shoot yeah!
2. More Amish Butterprint treasures! Matt's mom (are you jealous that my mother-in-law is so much better than yours?) got me these when she was at the Bouckville antiques extravaganza last month. Are they just the cutest thing you've ever seen or what? Cassie says that one dish on the right is for pate. Hmmmm. . .well, I used it to store leftover tater tots this weekend. That's the same, right?
3. Cold food. Mmmmmmm. I love cold food. Cold pizza, cold french fries, cold stir fry, cold pasta. Matt thinks this is the most disgusting thing of all time. I think it's delicious.
4. My little cuddle wolf. Why is he so cute? Would this pose scare off a murderer robber? Yeah, I think so, too.
5. These lollipops that I stole from Tanya's house last weekend. They're cotton candy flavored or something, and they're super tasty. She says they came from Party City or something, so I might need to go on an outing here soon.
6. A trio of baby pumpkin cakes! They look a little less hobo-like once frosted and sprinkled with walnuts. You can tell that Cassie totes decorated the one on the left. I've not got the patience for that bull jive!
I also love people who come to my house and clean it and then do all of my essay grading while I sit on the couch and watch Teen Mom, so if anyone out there is bored, feel free to come on by. I'll provide you insightful commentary on the state of Amber and Gary's relationship and Farrah's stupid bitchness.
*Matt refused to say anything after someone sneezed. No "God bless you," no "Gesundheit," no nothing. He said he does not need to acknowledge that I've sneezed. I say he's lucky I still have a soul. I've been so obnoxious about his refusal over these last nine years that recently, whenever I sneeze, he gives me a really exaggerated "God bless you." It's a minor victory, sure, but it sure makes having a cold a lot more fun.
1. None of Your Frizziness conditioner by Herbal Essences. I am a complete cheapass when it comes to hair products (or beauty products in general, if we're being honest), so this stuff is super amazing because it makes my hair silky smooth without being greasy, and it smells like a happy day at the beach. Well, it also kind of smells like a Mary Kate & Ashley brand shampoo that I used when I went on a trip to Mississippi with a professor in college (I wouldn't recommend going on a trip with a professor in college, but that's a story for another time), so, anyway, I also laugh every time I use the conditioner. Silky hair and hilarious smell deja vu? Shoot yeah!
2. More Amish Butterprint treasures! Matt's mom (are you jealous that my mother-in-law is so much better than yours?) got me these when she was at the Bouckville antiques extravaganza last month. Are they just the cutest thing you've ever seen or what? Cassie says that one dish on the right is for pate. Hmmmm. . .well, I used it to store leftover tater tots this weekend. That's the same, right?
3. Cold food. Mmmmmmm. I love cold food. Cold pizza, cold french fries, cold stir fry, cold pasta. Matt thinks this is the most disgusting thing of all time. I think it's delicious.
4. My little cuddle wolf. Why is he so cute? Would this pose scare off a murderer robber? Yeah, I think so, too.
5. These lollipops that I stole from Tanya's house last weekend. They're cotton candy flavored or something, and they're super tasty. She says they came from Party City or something, so I might need to go on an outing here soon.
6. A trio of baby pumpkin cakes! They look a little less hobo-like once frosted and sprinkled with walnuts. You can tell that Cassie totes decorated the one on the left. I've not got the patience for that bull jive!
I also love people who come to my house and clean it and then do all of my essay grading while I sit on the couch and watch Teen Mom, so if anyone out there is bored, feel free to come on by. I'll provide you insightful commentary on the state of Amber and Gary's relationship and Farrah's stupid bitchness.
*Matt refused to say anything after someone sneezed. No "God bless you," no "Gesundheit," no nothing. He said he does not need to acknowledge that I've sneezed. I say he's lucky I still have a soul. I've been so obnoxious about his refusal over these last nine years that recently, whenever I sneeze, he gives me a really exaggerated "God bless you." It's a minor victory, sure, but it sure makes having a cold a lot more fun.
I have actually met Farrah quite a few times. Are you jealous? If so, don't be. She is even more of a bitch in person. And her mom? Crazysauce.
ReplyDeleteYour description of Matt's "God bless you" technique made me LOL.
ReplyDelete1. Who in their right mind has leftover tater tots??
ReplyDelete2. Has Matt seen Reality Bites? It addresses the correct response to a loved one sneezing.