Thanks and Giving!

Phew!  Our Thanksgiving was chill and fun and delicious.  It was just our little family and our friend Cris, and it was quiet and relaxing.  Granted, we still made enough food to feed Honey Boo Boo's whole family, but still.  I'm still enjoying leftovers.  The highs and lows?

Highs:

• TURKEY!
• Open-window weather!
• Great scheduling made for a relaxing day
• hilarious football game that I'm pretty sure was really just a blooper reel
• introducing young Charles to the glory of Thanksgiving food
• Not being at work
• Friends Thanksgiving episode marathon
• Finished Christmas shopping
• That baby sure is cute
• Dog friends
• Going Black Friday shopping and somehow making money
• Putting Charlie on the swings on the playground (cute-splosion!)

Lows:

• Yet another (and my last I swear it!) sober holiday
• I really effed up the gravy and somehow it became really delicious "gravy dip" that looked like chipotle ranch.  
• Sweet dog has to wear a cone because of the mange*

Also, I didn't take a single picture over the holiday.  But I did take some recently (since my last post that was something like two years ago) that I liked.  Here you go.

Also, I'm watching this HGTV show right now called Love It or List It and I really want to choke this homeowner woman.  She should be homeless and have mange.

Also, Mitch and Charlie keep trying to make out.  It's gross.  Today we had a long discussion about the perils of incest and bestiality.

Also, put the big H on my chest because I'm a total hypocrite.  Totally parked in the "reserved for expectant mothers" space at the mall today.  Sheesh.

Well, enjoy your last days of holiday.  We will be.

*In case you were wondering or thought that maybe mange was fun, let me assure you that no, no it is not fun.  It is awful and disgusting and I feel bad for my pup because he's clearly uncomfortable and I feel bad for myself because my pup is really annoying when he's uncomfortable.