Bull Ridin'

When I was younger, and I didn't have health insurance, I wanted to ride a mechanical bull.  I was afraid, however, that the ride would end with me requiring some sort of hospitalization, so I decided that I'd wait until I was older--and more mature and had health insurance--before riding the mechanical bull.

I'm now older--and more mature and a possessor of the health insurance--but I won't ride the mechanical bull.  And it's not because I'm less strong (thanks, elliptical machine!) or because I'm afraid (bring it!), but because of this commercial. (Forgive the quality of the video.)


What the fuck?  I--I don't even know what to say.

Please, Always people, never NEVER give me this image ever again.  You are now destroyers of dreams.

**By the way, this commercial aired during a Rachel Maddow segment about the how ridiculously stupid the current governor of Arizona is.  You should probably watch it, especially if you're in need of a self-esteem boost.  That woman's about as dumb as a human can get. 

***Matt was mad that I found the Always commerical more disturbing than the Governor's idiocy, so I thought I should mention it so that you can move to Arizona in time to register to vote so that you can vote for that handsome balding guy.