Hey there, party people.  The blog has been as boring as Andie MacDowell lately, huh?  Shoot.*  Sorry about that.  But I've got some thi...

When he makes this face, how can I not take him for a walk? Question: Is it okay to drink a glass of wine while taking the dog for a walk?...

I saw this wino eating grapes.  I said, "Dude, you have to wait!" -Mitch Hedberg

You know what I love? I love it when you make a to-do list, and when you accidentally write something on it twice--say, "wrap present...

I was going to title this post "Happy Friday" or "TGIF" or something like that, but last week I did a "Happy Friday...

Oh, what to do after an EXTREMELY frustrating and infuriating, hands-shaking-because-you're-so-mad day of work? 1.  Celebrate the fac...

Well, someone's turning in his grave tonight. . . . . .because a douche bag was elected. Mr. Scott Brown is about as smarmy as they co...

My apologies for the lack of posting this week. This is my last week before I must return to school, so I'm trying to enjoy my freedom,...

School's out. I'm relieved, thrilled, exhausted, and in a state of disbelief. Summer break is by far the greatest thing about my j...