I need this, right?   [ source ] I think this is going to have to be my little shoot-yeah-you-made-it-through-another-school-year gift t...

Hey!  Don't forget to head to my reviews page to enter to win the $100 HomeGoods gift card!  Just leave a comment and you're entere...

Yeah they did! I don't normally give a rat's ass about college football, but today I do.  (Matt always cares about college footbal...

When we were in college, Becky saw an ad for Clorox that had some mom trying to wash her son's shirts (because he, of course, was WAY in...

 When I get into my car and see this. (Also, I'm in a contest to see just how many miles the Volvo will go, and the car was covered in d...

I wax nostalgic about my days at JMU, if you haven't noticed already.  Because my family was, oh, CRAZY, I didn't return home durin...

When I first heard about Toy Story , oh, fifteen years ago, I thought it'd be dumb.  And then one night I was babysitting one of my two...

Some back story. . . I have a little history of being a lush.  Well, maybe not so much a lush as a drunk.  But probably a lush.  What can ...

Spring break has been spectacular.  The weather has been so perfect that it's seemed fake, I've got a tiny bit of sunburn on the bac...

Wow, what a shitty shitty shit week it's been. Matt, Mitch and I are all fine, albeit stressed. It's just that the world all around ...

There's a lot that sucks about getting older (slower metabolism, loss of memory, gray hair, pain where there didn't used to be pain,...

Ladies, it looks like you won't have to spend so much of your life waiting in line for the bathroom. Enter, the Go Girl , a female urin...

. . .Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fi...

Oh, JMU alumni! In case you haven't heard about this already: This is how they sucked me in. "Remember the campus tradition of hold...

Matt and I first started dating in September of 2002. I spent A LOT of time at Matt's apartment, hanging out, drinking, watching Friend...

During the wedding weekend, Matt and I got to reunite with several of our old college buddies. Clarissa, I mean, Larissa was there, and so ...