[While watching an episode of The Amazing Race, during which the teams went to Tanzania.] Mandy: Oh, is this where The Lion King was ...

Me:  Carseat's installed, nursery is finished, freezer is stocked. Matt:  Cool.  Now all we have to do is raise a human from infancy t...

[ source ]* [ Matt notices the peach pit that Mandy left next to the computer.  Disgusted, he picks it up and rises from his seat. ] Matt...

Matt:  Oh, and we're gonna make lunch tomorrow; we're not going out to lunch. Mandy: We're gonna make love tomorrow? Matt: M...

Me: Oh, hey, I took the elliptical apart.  And I didn't put it back together because I found some brown recluse eggs in it. Matt:  ...

I think I've mentioned before that that wonderful husband of mine is smart and well-informed and knows so much about everything.  Do y...

Me: Do you want me to get you a spoonful of Mandy's Famous Pumpkin Cheesecake Ice Cream ? Matt: Eh.  I'm not really into pumpkin...

A conversation that took place after Matt took a very long time to wrap up leftover pizza, realizing finally that foil is much better than ...

A conversation between Matt and Mandy, as they cooked a fancy Friday night dinner (Shake-n-Bake chicken with canned corn). Mandy [singing]...

Matt:  So I called the doctor today, and he said-- Me:  --No more monkeys jumping on the bed?

Yeah, that's a lot of posts.  As Matt put it, "I don't think I've ever done anything 500 times."  But, what started as...

[ source ] Matt: [talking about The Kids Are All Right] Mark Ruffalo's in it. Me: Uhhh. . .I don't know who that is. Matt: He...

Not long ago, Cassie referenced this quiz about love languages .  When Matt and I looked at the descriptions of the love languages, it was p...

[source] [ while listening to the Toy Story soundtrack ]  Me:  Do you want to dance? Matt:  No, I'm good. Me: This is why we won...

Okay, so I wanted to post this earlier, but I didn't.  I mean, I'm super happy with Matt, but I don't want to be overly sacchari...

Oh, what to do after an EXTREMELY frustrating and infuriating, hands-shaking-because-you're-so-mad day of work? 1.  Celebrate the fac...

Okay, so Matt and I are about a month shy of our third wedding anniversary.  Last year I shared stories about our wedding, and this year I...

[while listening to Allison Kraus's "When You Say Nothing at All"] Me:  I secretly love this song.  You know what movie it...

Is this for real?  I think that this blanket paired with a nice gift card to a Mexican restaurant would make for an incredible wedding/e...

But I don't really like getting caught in the rain.  My hair gets all frizzy. Why is this song so good? I have a secret desire for Ma...