Man, you know how you know when you're bored and determined to be a waste of space? Well, it happens when you start Googling yourself. And that's what I was just doing, because apparently I want to become a pile of gelatinous ooze. Or because I'm just psyching myself up to make the best ice cream that's ever been made. I'd go with the former if I were you.*
So, anyway, back to the Googling. Well, I Googled "matt mandy mitch" to see what that would turn up.**
And among a few other things (one of which was a Mitch Hedberg joke-a-day list), this video came up.
I said that it was some kind of children's church. Matt said that, no, it wasn't. He said that, instead, it was some kind of Children of the Corn cult.*** Then he broke out into his own verse:
". . .then we kill our parents with knives--IN THE BACK YARD!"
Isn't Matt the best?
*It doesn't matter anyway, because I was productive enough at school in the last two days to make up for seven weeks of doing nothing.
**Yes, I am a narcissistic dork, but you are, too. Don't even try to act like you've never done it.
***I haven't actually seen that movie because I don't watch scary movies because they scare me.
So, anyway, back to the Googling. Well, I Googled "matt mandy mitch" to see what that would turn up.**
And among a few other things (one of which was a Mitch Hedberg joke-a-day list), this video came up.
I said that it was some kind of children's church. Matt said that, no, it wasn't. He said that, instead, it was some kind of Children of the Corn cult.*** Then he broke out into his own verse:
". . .then we kill our parents with knives--IN THE BACK YARD!"
Isn't Matt the best?
*It doesn't matter anyway, because I was productive enough at school in the last two days to make up for seven weeks of doing nothing.
**Yes, I am a narcissistic dork, but you are, too. Don't even try to act like you've never done it.
***I haven't actually seen that movie because I don't watch scary movies because they scare me.
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