Our friends Hugh and Cassie are abandoning us to follow his dream of becoming a doctor, and to escape the shitsack town of Savannah. We...

I got off of work yesterday at 4:00, and decided that I needed to go to Target and the mall and Publix to buy things I don't need. Three...

While I was checking out the interwebs this morning, I spotted this little guy right outside the window. His little sucker hand is especial...

We're launching a new feature here at M Cubed, an advice column. You submit your dilemma, and we will provide you with insightful, and l...

In case you haven't seen it already, check out this video of Obam' kickin' ass and takin' names . I think we should hire him...

It's my first official day of summer vacation. What better way to celebrate than with a homemade peach cobbler? I have taken to followi...

Mitch has been a fan of Whitney Houston since he was just a tiny pup. We used to sing "I Want to Dance with Somebody," hold his fr...

One of the few advantages of teaching in a dilapidated school that's filled with mold is that you get a lot of freedom to decorate. Fro...

Tonight, while waiting for Matt to get home from his weekend at the spa, I decided I had enough time to shred before he came home. And in a ...

It's not looking good for Maryland the crab. This morning I looked in his cage and noticed that he has lost another leg. So now he has...

I just came across this on the Late Show website . You can contribute your own joke to a top ten list contest! This week's topic: Top T...

You know the list? The list from Friends , the one where you name the five celebrities you are allowed to sleep with without your spouse get...

School's out. I'm relieved, thrilled, exhausted, and in a state of disbelief. Summer break is by far the greatest thing about my j...

My friend Jen stopped by last week as she was passing through town. She gave me crabs. Little baby crabs, that is, that she had had as class...