Hmph.

I knew the garbage disposal sounded funny.

I did not know that quarters are copper on the inside.

This one used to be currency; now it's a ninja star.

Dinner Party: Lesson #3

Don't go crazy with cleaning beforehand (though you may want to be sure to find all of the dead frogs around the house--sorry, Fletcher), because there's a good chance your house will be in disrepair within a few short hours.

Also, look into hiring a maid.