Opossums will kill you.

During my planning today I noticed that Animal Control was parked out in front of the school. "What a novel way to get rid of problem students," I thought to myself. Of course, later I discovered that Animal Control was not getting rid of the De’Jons and Jerricas and Tatianas of the world like I had wished; rather, there were 5 opossums loose in the art/guidance wing of the school! HA! Apparently they were really big and live in the ceiling. [So gross!] I just keep imagining a rabid opossum dropping from the ceiling while I’m in the middle of teaching gerunds or Romeo and Juliet. Do I still have to go to school if I get rabies?


Opossums are gross, and they will kill you.