A snake tried to kill me today while I was hedge trimming. It popped its head up out of the bushes, then jumped into my mouth, traveled down my throat, and ended up in my stomach where it proceeded to try to eat me from the inside out.
Here is said snake.
Thank God you were still alive to tell the tale...
ReplyDeleteworthless Mitch. failure of a guard dog.
ReplyDeleteMitch will eat your face off.
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