Slugs will kill you.

So, it's been raining a lot down here this week, and I like flip-flops. Also, nature is out to get me. I made a quick trip to HomeGoods after work (I'm painting the bathroom dark purple, a color that my colorblind husband will just think is navy blue), and had been home for about an hour when I realized that there was something stuck to the bottom of my foot.

A SLUG!

The slug had been trying to gnaw off my foot. We all know how deadly they are.

This experience should also serve as a reminder to me that I should not have such dirty Wal-Mart feet.