So, it's been raining a lot down here this week, and I like flip-flops. Also, nature is out to get me. I made a quick trip to HomeGoods after work (I'm painting the bathroom dark purple, a color that my colorblind husband will just think is navy blue), and had been home for about an hour when I realized that there was something stuck to the bottom of my foot.
The slug had been trying to gnaw off my foot. We all know how deadly they are.
This experience should also serve as a reminder to me that I should not have such dirty Wal-Mart feet.