Um, uh, did we get a pet rabbit?
And is this rabbit trying to tell us something?
Nope. Just a dingo who wanted a little midnight snack. Phew!*
*Um, also, I was so relieved that it was only dog food in my bed, and not, in fact, excrement. Where did my life go wrong?**
**Also, it's not like we often have excrement in our bed.***
***Ever. It's not like we ever have excrement in our bed.
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one of my sister's dogs does that. She gets a mouthful of food from her bowl walks to a spot she likes better. Lets it drop, then nibbles as she pleases. It would make so much sense if there were a TV nearby or... a warm bed to crawl into for example.
ReplyDeleteYeah, we find food all over the place. Dogs are so weird. In college I woke up one morning with a bagel under my pillow, though, so I guess I'm not one to talk.
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