24 January 2010

JJ Has No Fingernails? An update.

In case you were looking for additional reasons NOT to have sex with family members, here's another: your kids might not have fingernails.

In my quest for answers, I came across this article that discusses polygamy and incest.

Although it could be any one of a number of reasons, I believe that JJ's no fingernailness is likely a result of inbreeding. Mmmmmmmmmmm, inbreeding. . . Yuck.

But I wouldn't rule out torture. Anything can happen at Juniper Creek!

What do you think? And how do you feel about the new opening credits of Big Love?


  1. Ugh, JJ gives me an epic case of the heebie jeebies. After last Sunday I am super curious about the fingernail thing. The scene between JJ and Wanda while he is loading up the pick-up truck and Wnada gets all flipped out about JJ knocking up the new missus...I'm pretty sure that critter in there is going to be the anti-christ.

  2. JJ is a creepfest alright. (Of course, so is Wanda.) I really think the fingernail thing has to do with inbreeding. Maybe he is actually Nikki's mom's brother or son or uncle? Big Love gives me bad dreams.



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