05 December 2010


You know what I love?

I love it when you make a to-do list, and when you accidentally write something on it twice--say, "wrap presents."  And then, when you're finished with that task, you get to cross off two things!  Horray!  It's like you wrapped presents twice when really you just did it once.*

Less fun is when you break your wine glass in the sink** after maybe accidentally dropping it because maybe--just maybe--you had a few glasses of wine (plus a few more glasses of wine) while chatting away on the phone to old friends and little sisters.

Oh well.  There's a lesson to be learned here: buy more sturdy wine glasses.

*Also, sometimes I will write things on my to-do list that I've already done just so that I can have the satisfaction of crossing them off.  Or sometimes I will put the most ridiculous task on a to-do list, such as "eat a salad for lunch and not fast food" or "take a nap."  It's extra fun to cross those babies off.

**Save the remaining danger glass, just in case a murderer should approach your house, in which case you can grab the glass and tell the murderer, in your scariest voice, "I will cut you."  If they scoff, cut them--until they're dead***, because they are (were?) a murderer and they were trying to kill you dead first.

***Or just run.  This may be smarter.  Don't listen to me.  I can't even keep a wine glass alive.


  1. Is this one of those nights where you needed a breathalyzer on your computer? Or, should I say, a BrEaThLyZeR?

  2. Yeah, probably. I mean, there's still glass in the sink! Guess I should get on that, huh?

  3. Your salt and pepper shakers look scared to DEATH!!



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