[while listening to the Toy Story soundtrack]
Me: Do you want to dance?
Matt: No, I'm good.
Me: This is why we won't be married for much longer.
Matt: Matt Sarasen and Julie danced, and they broke up the next day. I'm just pointing to the evidence. You know who never dances? My mom and dad.
Good thing Matt's working hard to keep the marriage strong, clearly you aren't Mandy.
ReplyDeleteDancing?
You crazy.