And when I say that I painted my toes, that wasn't really an exaggeration. I have what you might call "Monet Toes," toes that, from far off, look decent. It's only when you get up close that you realize just what a hot mess they are. I have the tiniest toenails in the world, and I just slap polish all over them. I'm lazy, and there's no excuse.
Maybe that's what I'll do tomorrow at work?