Me: Oh, hey, I took the elliptical apart. And I didn't put it back together because I found some brown recluse eggs in it.
Matt: WHAT?
Me: Oh, yeah, but it's okay. I sprayed them with WD40.
Matt: You sprayed them with WD40?
Me: Yeah, I thought to myself, "If I was a tiny spider, what would I hate to have sprayed on me?" So I went with WD40. It makes sense.
Matt: Oh, well that's good. Now we've got extra slippery deadly spiders in our house!
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