How John Barrow Lost Our Votes

Our congressman, John Barrow (Georgia 12th District) will have two fewer votes this time around.  He lost our votes the day we received this in the mail.

Douche.

We wish we lived in the Virginia 5th District so that we could vote for Tom Perriello.  He's a badass.  John Barrow is a spineless pandering slimeball.

My Man Obam'

In case you haven't seen it already, check out this video of Obam' kickin' ass and takin' names.

I think we should hire him to come to our house to protect against all of the deadly creatures in our yard.