Man, I was so excited about this weekend. I'd been waiting for months to meet my new dog cousin, Fletcher. My mom and dad told me about how cute he is, and I smelled him on them last time they went to visit Uncle Hugh and Aunt Cassie. I thought to myself, "Oh, how fun. I can teach him about bones and snuggling and ropes." I pictured us running and playing and then snuggling on the couch eating a bone (that is, until I would teach him to bury things). I mean, look how cute and cuddly he is! I couldn't wait to mentor this adorable young pup!
But Fletcher had other ideas--ideas that involved attacking me for hours. I guess what I'm trying to say is that I had to show young Fletcher my vicious side a little earlier than expected. . .
But it didn't seem to phase him.
I just don't understand why Fletcher isn't more like my friends Iris and Opal. I mean, they were nice and calm when they were puppies. Hell, they still are pretty calm (except for when Iris makes me play chase).
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