Oh, internet. We've totally been holding out on you.
This spring, Matt and I are going to have a human. A giant, giant, hot dog and macaroni and cheese eating human. Well, we'll both have it in terms of ownership. I'm the one who actually has to birth it have it, though. (Cue freaked out face.)
For real. I know. I can hardly believe it, either.
But check out the inside of my uterus. Here's our little Blast (short for blastocyst, which it really is no longer, but we like the moniker).
We're super excited about our little spawn. Our first-born is less excited, but he'll come around.
Freaky, huh?
*Offspring who is reading this far, far in the future: guess I have to start being a little more careful about what I post on here now, huh?
This spring, Matt and I are going to have a human. A giant, giant, hot dog and macaroni and cheese eating human. Well, we'll both have it in terms of ownership. I'm the one who actually has to birth it have it, though. (Cue freaked out face.)
For real. I know. I can hardly believe it, either.
But check out the inside of my uterus. Here's our little Blast (short for blastocyst, which it really is no longer, but we like the moniker).
We're super excited about our little spawn. Our first-born is less excited, but he'll come around.
Freaky, huh?
*Offspring who is reading this far, far in the future: guess I have to start being a little more careful about what I post on here now, huh?
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CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats, you two!! Your spawn will have the best decorated room, ever.
ReplyDeleteBABYYYYYYY
ReplyDeleteCongrats!!!!! I guess that explains all the baby rabies pins on Pinterest!
ReplyDeleteThat's going to be one seriously awesome, lucky kid!
Yay, Blast!
ReplyDeleteAudrey's mom says: I am so happy for both of you!! I am looking for Grosvenor baby spoons as we speak!!! Congrats!!
ReplyDeleteThanks, everyone! We're super excited and looking forward to meeting our giant, giant baby.
ReplyDeleteThis prompts me to ask important questions like:
ReplyDelete1) Will the baby's name start with an M?
2) Will you have to rename the blog?
Obviously these are the most important considerations when having your first child.