So, The Blast, who I just picture now to look like this--
--well, he can hear us now. That is freaky. It's troublesome, too, because this has been one of those weeks--those grumpy, cranky, squinty mean faces all day weeks--at school where I might not have been talking in my nicest sweetest voice.
In short, the baby already thinks I'm a bitch. Either that, or it thinks that its mom is Sissy Spacek because my ninth graders have been listening to To Kill a Mockingbird. Shoot.
So this weekend I'm going to work on being nicer and less cranky. Or at least recording myself saying nice and encouraging things so that I can get some stomach headphones and feed him happy thoughts. This weekend there will be open windows and two dogs and maybe a little bit of shopping and cake. There had better be cake, or I'm bringing back my bitch voice.
Hope your weekend is full of happiness and cake!
****Baby, if you are reading this far, far in the future. First impressions are really important. I am kind of a bitch, which you probably know already. Never date a girl who's not at least a little bit of a bitch. Also, don't use the word bitch unless you're over 13.****
--well, he can hear us now. That is freaky. It's troublesome, too, because this has been one of those weeks--those grumpy, cranky, squinty mean faces all day weeks--at school where I might not have been talking in my nicest sweetest voice.
In short, the baby already thinks I'm a bitch. Either that, or it thinks that its mom is Sissy Spacek because my ninth graders have been listening to To Kill a Mockingbird. Shoot.
So this weekend I'm going to work on being nicer and less cranky. Or at least recording myself saying nice and encouraging things so that I can get some stomach headphones and feed him happy thoughts. This weekend there will be open windows and two dogs and maybe a little bit of shopping and cake. There had better be cake, or I'm bringing back my bitch voice.
Hope your weekend is full of happiness and cake!
****Baby, if you are reading this far, far in the future. First impressions are really important. I am kind of a bitch, which you probably know already. Never date a girl who's not at least a little bit of a bitch. Also, don't use the word bitch unless you're over 13.****
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Pretty sure he can't understand words yet- which means you can still say bitchy things but us a sweet singsong voice:) Sue
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