What's in a Name?

Is this really that surprising? I mean, they are called Killer whales.

If I was named Mandy the Murderer, and then I murdered someone, would it really be newsworthy?

Sorry, SeaWorld person. That sucks. Another thing that sucks is that now I can't get that Michael Jackson Free Willy song out of my head.

Oh, and while we're at it: Michael Jackson is still dead. I'm pretty sure a whale did it.

CUPCAKE HAPPY HOUR!

Are you f'ing kidding me? And apparently there's also going to be bingo! Bingo and cupcakes?

In the words of the late, dead, Michael Jackson, I'll be there.