JJ Has No Fingernails Because Of. . .

Yep. Inbreeding. Disgusting, more-gross-than-I-imagined inbreeding. The good news is, I was right. That bad news is I'll be haunted by the events of Big Love's season finale for months and months.

Were you able to stomach the finale? What do you think about the turns the season has taken? (I'm trying not to spoil too much, for those of you who are behind in your Big Love viewing.)

JJ Has No Fingernails?

I'm not going to spoil anything here--at least I don't think I am--by inquiring about Big Love's weird reveal on Sunday: that JJ has no fingernails.

What the hell is that supposed to mean? I figure it's got to mean either inbreeding or torture, but this is Big Love we're talking about, so it could be anything, really.

No fingernails? Gross.